Peepers the 
Paranoid Peacock 
#BB1 (Scardicatium Observus Tailfeatherus)
January 2, 1870
I found this terrified bird shivering in a bush in Sri Lanka . Thought nothing at first until the tail feathers moved to “observe” him free of their own accord. A rare specimen indeed! So I bundled him up and brought him home to McMorbidly Manor where the beauty obsessed Luvina declared he should join the Morbid Menagerie. She and the Peacock feathers would gaze at each other for hours. The little fellow attached to the tail just endures the gaze knowing there is no where to hide.

-Dr. W. Wrathenclaü