W.E.D.W.A.C.K.E.R. - 90X

This one goes out to all my friends in Florida who love the state but HATE the indestructible lawn weeds. Tired of those nasty Purple Pussflower weeds killing your spacelawn? Get yourself a W.E.D.W.A.K.R. - 90X. Just pull the starter and let im' go! He's programmed to hate weeds above anything else and with his trusty venomian alloy axe he'll get the job done! Just make sure you've gassed him up and checked the oil.