Squire Drummel McMorbidly
#A1 in my Macabre McMorbidly Family Portrait Series
The Lord of McMorbidly Manor himself. He was son to Dame Violenta McMorbidly, husband to Lady Illuminatria McMorbidly, and father to Miss Snarlette McMorbidly. You may not be able to tell by his face but he drank Squinty’s Bitter Black brand coffee till the day he abruptly stopped…. everything. His coffee breath was the stuff of legend and is said to still linger in the family graveyard.
The McMorbidly Family Portraits were discovered in a battered and moldy sealed trunk, which had somehow wound up below the root system of a huge black tree on the grounds of McMorbidly Manor (Now in Ruins). With each photo was a mysterious description written in jittery script by persons unknown. The portraits and paper were dated back to the mid to late 1800's. Who was the artist/photographer? How had history forgotten such an infamous and lengthy family legacy? We may never know but pay close attention as each family member and their stories from all their past generations are revealed!