#D2 in my Macabre McMorbidly Family Portrait Series
Chef Delisha’s second husband and 20-time winner of the Perilous Downs rib eating competition. He had the fastest metabolism recorded in the history of the event and could polish off a full rack in under 3 minutes. He loved to eat dinner at the neighbors’ or was it eat the neighbors for dinner?!
The McMorbidly Family Portraits were discovered in a battered and moldy sealed trunk, which had somehow wound up below the root system of a huge black tree on the grounds of McMorbidly Manor (Now in Ruins). With each photo was a mysterious description written in jittery script by persons unknown. The portraits and paper were dated back to the mid to late 1800's. Who was the artist/photographer? How had history forgotten such an infamous and lengthy family legacy? We may never know but pay close attention as each family member and their stories from all their past generations are revealed!