Pyles "Flatbottom"  McMorbidly
#K1 in My Macabre McMorbidly Family Portrait Series
The Captain was born to hunt exotic animals deep below the surface of the worlds most treacherous waters. His diving suit was the only set of clothes he wore and his experimental submarine, “The Barnacle’s Bum” his only
residence. When not at sea he anchored it in the nearby Highly Hungover Bay which is also where he caught the family fish Snydra after a 12 hour long man/fish face off. His crew members, the scurviest bunch of sea bandits you’ve ever seen almost cut off his oxygen during the fight out of sheer
boredom. His vessel was last seen hunting the great four-eyed, hard-shelled, long-toothed Seasquonk in the Vïlewørt Trench
off the coast of Norway.
The McMorbidly Family Portraits were discovered in a battered and moldy sealed trunk, which had somehow wound up below the root system of a huge black tree on the grounds of McMorbidly Manor (Now in Ruins). With each photo was a mysterious description written in jittery script by persons unknown. The portraits and paper were dated back to the mid to late 1800's. Who was the artist/photographer? How had history forgotten such an infamous and lengthy family legacy? We may never know but pay close attention as each family member and their stories from all their past generations are revealed!