Mizz Clawdia Crackenknückle
#L1 in My Macabre McMorbidly Family Portrait Series
She was the tutor for the McMorbidly children. Mz. Crackenknückle’s answer for any wrongdoing as well as any wrong test answer was her handmade hickory yardstick which had been used by former teachers going back a hundred years. She knicknamed it “Mr. Cruncher”. She even had a scabbard for it on her back. She wielded it so expertly there could have been a martial arts fighting style built around its use. Just 13 days after her employment she mysteriously vanished in what was possibly the only instance the McMorbidly children joined forces. The next morning there was a rather largely rounded fresh grave with a splintered and broken “Mr. Cruncher” acting as the tombstone..
The McMorbidly Family Portraits were discovered in a battered and moldy sealed trunk, which had somehow wound up below the root system of a huge black tree on the grounds of McMorbidly Manor (Now in Ruins). With each photo was a mysterious description written in jittery script by persons unknown. The portraits and paper were dated back to the mid to late 1800's. Who was the artist/photographer? How had history forgotten such an infamous and lengthy family legacy? We may never know but pay close attention as each family member and their stories from all their past generations are revealed!