#G3 in My Macabre McMorbidly Family Portrait Series
Poor Uncle Litswyck. When he was a baby, his nanny, Miss Primple, came into his nursery one day to find he had built a bonfire in his crib, giggling wildly and roasting an assortment of vermin. His love of fire ruined so many hairstyles, suits, houses, school projects and even the basement of the Perilous Downs Town Hall.... sigh. He didn't own one scrap of clothing that wasn't singed to a crisp. This family pyromaniac started so many fires that his hair naturally began to resemble a massive inferno straight from the dark depths and was perpetually alite at various tips. It’s recorded he was likely responsible for burning down McMorbidly Manor. We’ll never know for sure!
The McMorbidly Family Portraits were discovered in a battered and moldy sealed trunk, which had somehow wound up below the root system of a huge black tree on the grounds of McMorbidly Manor (Now in Ruins). With each photo was a mysterious description written in jittery script by persons unknown. The portraits and paper were dated back to the mid to late 1800's. Who was the artist/photographer? How had history forgotten such an infamous and lengthy family legacy? We may never know but pay close attention as each family member and their stories from all their past generations are revealed!