Knitwitch McMorbidly
#H2 in My Macabre McMorbidly Family Portrait Series
A spinster in the truest sense, Knitwitch was the daughter of McMorbidly’s own extremely hirsute family wine/beer cellar keeper, Caskwatch and kabuki theater loving Ki-Ling-Yu McMorbidly. Knitwitch was a notorious serial quilter. She could make a garment out of anything (or anyone) for any occasion, be it funerals, wakes, hangings, beheadings, assassinations, breakups, beheadings and any other joyous occasion you might have had to attend. Did I say beheadings? Everyone was sure to steer clear of her sewing basket. They never new what could be peeking out from its depths.
The McMorbidly Family Portraits were discovered in a battered and moldy sealed trunk, which had somehow wound up below the root system of a huge black tree on the grounds of McMorbidly Manor (Now in Ruins). With each photo was a mysterious description written in jittery script by persons unknown. The portraits and paper were dated back to the mid to late 1800's. Who was the artist/photographer? How had history forgotten such an infamous and lengthy family legacy? We may never know but pay close attention as each family member and their stories from all their past generations are revealed!