Coachman Malfequus
#F1 in my Macabre McMorbidly Family Portrait Series
This pasty faced angry oaf learned that taking your rage out on a massive black horse named Hades with a riding crop will lead to a 100% chance of a shod hoof to the face. They hate each other. Unfortunately Hades was the only coach horse they owned so they were forced to work together.

The McMorbidly Family Portraits were discovered in a battered and moldy sealed trunk, which had somehow wound up below the root system of a huge black tree on the grounds of McMorbidly Manor (Now in Ruins). With each photo was a mysterious description written in jittery script by persons unknown. The portraits and paper were dated back to the mid to late 1800's. Who was the artist/photographer? How had history forgotten such an infamous and lengthy family legacy? We may never know but pay close attention as each family member and their stories from all their past generations are revealed!