Caskwatch McMorbidly
#J4 in My Macabre McMorbidly Family Portrait Series
He was the husband of Ki Ling Yu McMorbidly and father of Knitwitch. He was the beer, wine, and spirits master of the family. Despite his extremely hirsute appearance he contained a diabolical knowledge in the crafting of the most toe curlingly evil cocktail ingredients imaginable. He never ventured out of his dank dark cellar and wore a wine barrel as his work suit with nothing underneath. His libations were used in victory toasts by despots, conquerors, emperors, dictators, and tyrants worldwide. Maybe the reason the manor house burnt down so explosively that final night was the massive amount of wine and beer barrels in the basement? Most likely.
The McMorbidly Family Portraits were discovered in a battered and moldy sealed trunk, which had somehow wound up below the root system of a huge black tree on the grounds of McMorbidly Manor (Now in Ruins). With each photo was a mysterious description written in jittery script by persons unknown. The portraits and paper were dated back to the mid to late 1800's. Who was the artist/photographer? How had history forgotten such an infamous and lengthy family legacy? We may never know but pay close attention as each family member and their stories from all their past generations are revealed!